Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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