Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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