Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
