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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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(512): View more from Texas

Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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(650): View more from California

It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.

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(310): View more from California

I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list

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