YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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