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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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