Sry I called you an 8
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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