I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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