Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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