But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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