Where did you get a picture of my penis
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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