if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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