I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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