i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
