we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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