And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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