why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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