im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
