Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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