You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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