I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
