Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I will die if light touches me.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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