What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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