Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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