her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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