Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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