what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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