if only i could text you this smell
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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