can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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