Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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