With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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