i just google imaged poop.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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