: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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