She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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