Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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