Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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