so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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