Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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