I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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