And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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