Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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