i think i have herpe
just one?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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