Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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