I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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