Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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