I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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