He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Couch. On fire.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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