Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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