Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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