Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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