Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He did a backflip because drugs
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