Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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