: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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